I don't even know anymore |
Me: *minding my own business*
Will.i.am: hit it Fergie!
Me: ALL THE TIME I TURN AROUND BROTHER’S GATHER ROUND ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME UP AND DOWN LOOKING AT MY (UH) I JUST WANNA SAY IT NOW - I AINT TRYING TO ROUND UP DRAMA LITTLE MAMA I DONT WANNA TAKE YOUR MAN AND I KNOW IM COMING OFF JUST A LITTLE BIT CONCEITED AND I KEEP ON REPEATING HOW THE BOYS WANNA EAT IT BUT IM TRYIN TO TELL THAT I CANT BE TREATED LIKE CLIENTELE CUZ THEY SAY SHES DELICIOUS
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- no fake friends, just real friends (the only ones who’ll come out to your godforsaken lighthouse to hang)
- lots of stairs so u dont need a gym membership
- when u look out the window and sigh mournfully it’s Cinematic Depression not just regular depression
- minimum requirements: 1 large dog, 17 cable-knit sweaters, 1 mysterious but tragic past, 2 pair fingerless wool gloves
- increased likelihood of mermaid encounters
- effortless windswept look, complemented by soft lantern glow
- free salt scrub
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Jenna making everyone feel like they have a low IQ
Just a reminder that even though she makes silly videos on YouTube, this girl also has a masters degree from a top rate university.
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UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! #intears #lmao
alkjfaslkjalskdjald!!!!
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This is my favorite video of all time, I’m not even exaggerating
The rain, the piano, the view… wow everything made this video my fave
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day three: favorite season: autumn“autumn looked like the world was covered in a cobbler crust of brown sugar and cinnamon.”
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