beyoncescock:

Me: *minding my own business*

Will.i.am: hit it Fergie!

Me: ALL THE TIME I TURN AROUND BROTHER’S GATHER ROUND ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME UP AND DOWN LOOKING AT MY (UH) I JUST WANNA SAY IT NOW - I AINT TRYING TO ROUND UP DRAMA LITTLE MAMA I DONT WANNA TAKE YOUR MAN AND I KNOW IM COMING OFF JUST A LITTLE BIT CONCEITED AND I KEEP ON REPEATING HOW THE BOYS WANNA EAT IT BUT IM TRYIN TO TELL THAT I CANT BE TREATED LIKE CLIENTELE CUZ THEY SAY SHES DELICIOUS

(via toastbutteregg)

benefits of living in a lighthouse

post–grad:

• no fake friends, just real friends (the only ones who’ll come out to your godforsaken lighthouse to hang)
• lots of stairs so u dont need a gym membership
• when u look out the window and sigh mournfully it’s Cinematic Depression not just regular depression
• minimum requirements: 1 large dog, 17 cable-knit sweaters, 1 mysterious but tragic past, 2 pair fingerless wool gloves
• increased likelihood of mermaid encounters
  
• effortless windswept look, complemented by soft lantern glow
• free salt scrub 
  

(via iitoccos)

tracingrainbows:

pure-ification:

Jenna making everyone feel like they have a low IQ

Just a reminder that even though she makes silly videos on YouTube, this girl also has a masters degree from a top rate university.

(via civilwhore)

sweetcribs:

alwaysbewoke:

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! #intears #lmao 

alkjfaslkjalskdjald!!!!

(via civilwhore)

missytobi:

skeeterlikes:

This is my favorite video of all time, I’m not even exaggerating

The rain, the piano, the view… wow everything made this video my fave

(via civilwhore)

empressofegypt:

day three: favorite season: autumn

“autumn looked like the world was covered in a cobbler crust of brown sugar and cinnamon.”

(via crisp-season)

difficult:

“Maybe I’m just hard to love.”

— and easy to leave (via difficult)

(via okay)